chris:

The Muppets talking about Fox News.

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I Should Kill Her, Shouldn’t I?

But I won’t. Because she’s my cousin and I love her, even when I have to question how she really feels about me. I can’t feel too bad though. when the twins were here they used to get into trouble all of the time as well. Only, they knew how to bribe the chit and I still don’t.

Chores… chores… chores…. At least I know how to strike a deal with my parents. I spend this weekend doing an insane amount of chores and they’ll reduce my sentencing by half. Plus more chores this week. But I don’t care as long as I can get out of this house!

Anyway, that wasn’t even the point of me posting in the first place. This just absolutely BRILLIANT plotline just hit me in the head and I’m really excited about it. I’m still working out the details, but I did say that I was going to try to be less gloomy didn’t I? So here is me, being less gloomy. Significantly less gloomy.

See, I’m not always a hot, angry mess.

What are some of your interests

I like to write a lot. Video games. I’m an okay artist I think. I’m debating joining Drama Club, actually… Do girls count as an interest?

» Asked by Anonymous

Mate Date or Kill... Andy Beirsack, Justin Beiber, rosie o'donnell. Mate Date or Kill... Andy Beirsack, Justin Beiber, rosie o'donnell. Mate Date or Kill... Andy Beirsack, Justin Beiber, rosie o'donnell. Mate Date or Kill... Andy Beirsack, Justin Beiber, rosie o'donnell. I EXPECT AN ANSWER!

Dude what the fuck! I’m killing them all, and that’s that. I’m not gay and I refuse to come near Rosie O’Donnell with at ten and a half foot pole, not near that anyway. Maybe I’ll date her for money but that’s as far as I’m going. Deal with it.

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if you could go anywhere, where would you go

Does Hogwarts count?

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do you have a short fuse?

I try not to. I’d like to think that I’m pretty pleasant. I’m just a bit sarcastic. And tend to speak without thinking.

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Mate Date or Kill... Andy Beirsack, Justin Beiber, rosie o'donnell. Choose carefully.

Oh dear God, can’t I just kill them all and be done with it?

» Asked by Anonymous

You're so awkward.

I don’t know if I should take that as an insult or a compliment…?

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Have you like.... ever had a girlfriend??

Unfortunately… no. Unless Mary from preschool counts.

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A Bit of an Apology

Just realised I sound a LOT like a whining little girl most of the time on here, complaining “woe is me, I have a miserable life, everyone’s out to get me!” I promise that is now how I am irl, I just tend to come here to vent. I’ll control it. It’s just that when good stuff happens, I don’t remember to write about it. Go figure XD

Science makes me wanna just say “God created everything” and be done with it. Evolution makes me wanna say IDGAF.

if you wanted to be with anyone in the world who would it be?

Honestly? There’s this Ally girl at school I wouldn’t mind getting to know, but it’d be kind of weird since she’s a senior and all when I’m just a Freshman.

» Asked by renaybeenbad

are you sure that the weed that your mother found wasnt yours and now that she found it are you going to start/stop smoking?

I think I’d remember if I bought weed or not. And no, I do not plan to start smoking.

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do you have a favorite class in school?

I like PE a lot. Does that count? But class class? I like English well enough.

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